Unconventional E.F.T. Tapping
Hi, I’m Celeste Loetz. I provide a raw, radical, somatic container holding space for the good, the bad and the ugly – helping you unmask, drop societal conditioning and wire your nervous system for making life work better for you rather than making you better at working for a living
A passion for holding space
All offerings are held online, operate on a community-backed sliding scale, and are designed to accommodate neurodivergence, social fatigue, and unmasked autonomy.
1:1 Live Somatic Sessions (Online)
For when your logic is on board, but your nervous system hasn’t caught up.
You can intellectually reject the relationship escalator, marriage culture, and nuclear family timelines, but your childhood conditioning and inherited societal programming are still physically wired into your body. This creates an exhausting friction when you try to live your truth (like polyamory, relationship anarchy, or choosing a child-free, solo life) but your body responds with somatic panic, shame, or hyper-vigilance.
In these live Zoom sessions, we collaborate to bridge that exact gap. We safely identify the phantom societal rules running your subconscious and tap through the physical panic so your body finally feels safe living your authentic life.
The Accessibility Focus: No forced eye contact or rigid posture required. Sensory accommodations are built into every step.
The Lifelong Toolkit: We will co-create your sequence live. I will record just the tapping portion of our session and send you that clean 10-minute-ish clip so you can return to it during future triggers or executive dysfunction
Sliding Scale Pricing:
Sustainer Rate (Full Fee): $130 – $170/session
Community Rate (Mid-Tier): $90 – $120/session
Accessible/Mutual Aid Rate: $50 – $80/session
Asynchronous Personalized Tapping Videos
Deeply customized somatic care. Zero social bandwidth required.
If you are currently experiencing deep capitalist burnout, autistic burnout, or heavy social fatigue, the last thing you need is another live Zoom call where you have to perform or mask your energy. This asynchronous format delivers the exact clinical depth of my work straight to your phone, completely on your own terms.
How it works: You fill out a secure, low-demand text form telling me exactly what trigger, conditioning loop, or relationship friction is currently causing a spiral in your body.
What you get: I review your words, map out the intuitive somatic language using my clinical background, and record a private, customized 5-to-10-minute tapping sequence loop tailored to your exact phrasing. It is yours to keep and loop forever in your pajamas, with your camera off, whenever the anxiety hits.
Sliding Scale Pricing:
Sustainer Rate (Full Fee): $65
Community Rate (Mid-Tier): $45
Accessible/Mutual Aid Rate: $30
The Substack Hub
Somatic essays for un-learning the grind
Weekly deep dives unpacking the physical toll of a lifelong mask, the neurobiology of de-conditioning, and how late-stage capitalism stores itself in our constitution.
Free Subscribers: Access to all foundational articles and community discussions.
Paid Community Tier ($7/month): Includes access to a private archive of generic audio/video tapping tracks, downloadable somatic maps for sensory sensitivities, and first dibs on limited Mutual Aid tier spots for 1:1 work.
Somatic Liberation for the unconventional
Alternative EFT Tapping for queer, poly, neurodivergent, and anti-assimilationist millennials surviving late-stage capitalism.
About Me
- Certified in EFT Tapping by the Gala Darling Method
- 3 years of supervised clinical psychotherapy experience
- Certified pet loss grief coach
- 500+ hours yoga teacher
- 10 years experience as a veterinary technician
What is tapping?
- EFT Tapping is a somatic practice that uses light finger-tapping on acupressure points to physically signal your nervous system that it is safe to down-regulate.
- Think of it as acupuncture without the needles.
- It is a powerful standalone practice or partner to traditional talk therapy.
- Instead of forcing your mind to logic its way out of burnout, we use neuroplasticity to safely let your body drop the physical weight of masking, anxiety, and survival mode.